Satire- Interview with Theresa May

The People's News was unable to get an exclusive interview with Theresa May so we've had a go at getting inside her head and answering them as accurately as possible to show you what she's thinking.

Interviewer: Theresa May it's a great to have you with us

Theresa May: It’s nice to be here

Interviewer: So, the general election, do you think your party have already won it?

Theresa May: No I don't think we've won yet, I think it's important that we get people out to vote for a continuation of a strong and stable government to provide a strong and stable Brexit.

Interviewer: what would you say to critics who say that Tory management has been disastrous for our public services?

Theresa May: Whilst I believe we have been terrible for the Nhs, the poor, and the young you've got to look at Jeremy Corbyn, he’s unelectable and he would bring chaos

Interviewer: Like you're doing with Brexit

Theresa May: (continuing) unlike our strong and stable government for a strong and stable economy.

Interviewer: What about your cabinet do you think you have the right people for the job?

Theresa May: yes, I have a very strong and stable cabinet. You only have to compare them to people like Dianne Abbot who get their numbers all wrong

Interviewer: like Boris' £350 million to the NHS?

Theresa May: and also, when you look at capabilities of Jeremy hunt. Who is very strong

Interviewer: well you'd have to be to live with his conscience

Theresa May: and stable, and very good at

Interviewer: Readying the NHS for sale

Theresa May: managing the NHS, its clear that I have the right men for the job.

Interviewer: So how would your party tackle the housing crisis if elected?

Theresa May: well I think with Brexit we won't have to worry about this so much

Interviewer: because our economy will crash?

Theresa May: No, with strong and stable leadership and freedom from the tyranny of Brussels it will be fixed

Interviewer: But Prime Minister how is Brexit related to the housing market?

Theresa May: a strong and stable Brexit will solve many problems

Interviewer: You can't blame all of Britain's problems on the EU you know.

Theresa May: I'll be able to do what I want after this election.

Interviewer: Is the government aware about the concerns of the gross fiscal irresponsibility by this administration, our debt is now over 90% of our GDP

Theresa May: hold on I didn't approve that question

Interviewer: Yes but I think it’s important the people here your response

(chop off head gesture)

Theresa May: sorry I just can’t comment

There you go Theresa May our current PM, we have(n't) got an exclusive with Tim Farron coming soon.

Video of interview may follow.